RUMORS FROM HEAVEN by tom jensen The creator never really had a chance When his disciples could no longer walk straight The power of song and dance Unleashed after ages inside the Golden Gate Now that there's rock n roll in heaven Everyone enjoys the hymns And the only problem the church has Is getting everybody in These guys all got the same room upstairs Yes, their landlord is god still no one seems to care They all sit and scratch their heads Wondering just who'll come knocking next Yet time has told them that it's anyone's guess Everybody's grateful to be dead Because now they're the house band in Heaven They fill the place every single night Now that doesn't sound too upsetting Hard to tell just how the conversation sounds When John's head is just about to hit the ground Hey John, it's George whose been knocking at the door Because of course Paul would've rang the bell John responded that George must've left the Maharishi Or else I figured we'd a seen him in hell There ! goes Hendrix playing without his hands Wearing only his headband and his funky underpants Hey George, go get a bucket of cold water Lets see if we can get him outta this trance Sammy Davis Jr. sure can tap dance and he don't eat much But when Elvis Presley knocks don't ever let him in For he'll just eat all of the chips and dip -oh what a sin But Sinatra's okay because he always brings gin Hey who invited Bobby Dylan? You know were not allowed to let anyone in early Keith Richards came all the way up ...
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